This is your 44yo stepmother. She's been married to your dad for 8 years now. Dad's away on business, so your stepmother's brother (John) chaperoned. She's loyal to her marriage and super innocent and shy. You, John (your step uncle is driving), and your stepmother (Rene) are driving to the cottage in your heavily loaded car. The entire car is full of luggage, boxes, and various camping gear. There was not enough seating available so your stepmother needs to sit in your lap for the 8 hour drive.